it's noahs...like the ark...

Request your space on the ark...or ask me anything.   Wanna share?   "noah?" "yes, noah....like the ark..." "oh. [awkward pause] that's an awfully weird name for a girl"

In case you missed it. Yes, my name is Noah. Yes, I am a woman. Yes, my mother gave me my name at birth. Yes, Noah is a woman's name. And, yes, this is my blog.

My life. My trials. My tribulations. My random musings.

hate it. love it. LOL it. OMG it. whatever floats your boat....cause this floats my ark.

*boom*

Anonymous asked: Hello I am a black girl who currently attends a school with mostly white people. One of my goal before I graduate is to have the pipe laid upon me by a white guy. Trying to find a white guy who likes blacks girls is like trying to find a guy who likes big girls. how should I go upon this journey?


Answer:

lyricalafrodsiac:

zumainthyfuture:

youngblacksamurai:

buttononyourlips:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

marfmellow:

kingjaffejoffer:

You gone be at graduation like:

I’m crying

I am dying!!

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dont lap big girls in with that because trust and believe they get more play then this sadness

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poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

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behindthegrooves:

On this day in music history: September 27, 1994 - “Brandy”, the debut album by Brandy is released. Produced by Keith Crouch, Kenneth Crouch, Arvel McClinton, Somethin’ for the People, and Damon Thomas, it is recorded at Human Rhythm Studios, Aire L.A. Studios,  Swing Bopulous Studios in Los Angeles, CA, and Ameraycan Studios in North Hollywood, CA from Fall 1993 - Summer 1994. Singer Brandy Norwood will work mostly with producer and songwriter Keith Crouch and R&B trio Somethin’ For The People on her debut release. A number of up and coming songwriters including former Kids Incorporated regular Rahsaan Patterson and a then unknown Robin Thicke will also contribute songs to the project.  The album will be a huge success for the then fifteen year old singer/actress. It will spin off four hit singles including “I Wanna Be Down” (#1 R&B, #6 Pop), “Baby” (#1 R&B, #4 Pop), and “Brokenhearted” (#2 R&B, #9 Pop). The album will also earn Brandy two Grammy nominations including one for Best New Artist in 1995. “Brandy” will peak at number six on the Billboard R&B album chart, number twenty on the Top 200, and is certified 4x Platinum in the US by the RIAA.

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howtobeterrell:

so-treu:

aconnormanning:

ellendegeneres:

Kerry Washington kisses and tells. 

Kerry Washington: destroyer of male ego, and personal hero to many of us.

i mean have you SEEN her husband???

Kissing white people is always awkward specially if they have no lips

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fatbatman:

American Boy (feat. Kanye West) - Estelle

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vodka-and-penises:

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

I want to go there 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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rurallyrelentless:

UGK feat Outkast - Int’l Player’s Anthem (I choose you)

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phantomcat94:

escapethefallout:

I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)

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