it's noahs...like the ark...

Request your space on the ark...or ask me anything.   Wanna share?   "noah?" "yes, noah....like the ark..." "oh. [awkward pause] that's an awfully weird name for a girl"

In case you missed it. Yes, my name is Noah. Yes, I am a woman. Yes, my mother gave me my name at birth. Yes, Noah is a woman's name. And, yes, this is my blog.

My life. My trials. My tribulations. My random musings.

hate it. love it. LOL it. OMG it. whatever floats your boat....cause this floats my ark.

*boom*

10000steps:


• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

The last one…wow!

10000steps:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

The last one…wow!

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escapedgoat:

oceans-frank:

LOOK AT THAT LEFT CHEEK

*faints*

escapedgoat:

oceans-frank:

LOOK AT THAT LEFT CHEEK

*faints*

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harbingeroffuckery:

the sound that came from my mouth after reading this was un-Godly I’m sure

harbingeroffuckery:

the sound that came from my mouth after reading this was un-Godly I’m sure

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crissle:

kiaromilaro:

I’d rather someone stick a 10 foot  needle in my ear than do this. 

i got scared just looking at it. nope.

crissle:

kiaromilaro:

I’d rather someone stick a 10 foot  needle in my ear than do this. 

i got scared just looking at it. nope.

(Source: arterialize)

— 1 day ago with 279337 notes

behindthegrooves:

On this day in music history: May 16, 1984 - “When Doves Cry” by Prince is released. Written and produced by Prince, the song is the first single from the film and soundtrack album for “Purple Rain”. The final song completed for the film, it is one of three songs Prince writes overnight when director Albert Magnoli requests an additional song to underscore a particular scene. Prince will enter Sunset Sound Recorders in Hollywood, recording and mixing the song in a single 36 hour session. During the mixing stage, Prince will come up with the idea of removing the bass line from the already spare track. Warner Bros. will initial be hesitant to the release the song, but the artist will insist that it be issued as is. It will be an instant smash upon its release, becoming the fastest selling single in the history of the label, selling over a million copies in its first five days. Part of the initial press run of 45’s will be pressed on purple vinyl. “When Doves Cry” will hit #1 on the Billboard R&B singles chart on June 30th (spending 8 weeks at the top) and top the Hot 100 (spending 5 weeks at the top), selling over 3 million copies (certified Platinum by the RIAA) in the US alone and will be ranked the top single of 1984.

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930club:

VOTD: Gary Clark Jr. - ‘Numb’

Get ready for the coolest heartbreak you’ll ever witness. Gary Clark Jr. does his best Man In Black, all modern and resplendent in hipster glasses and a beanie, but telling a tale as old as time – the Cadillac-driving bluesman who can’t pay his bills paired with the woman he’s afraid he’ll lose. The music is so raw you might feel like you’re actually intruding upon something, but as proven by the end of the video (and this whole album), the only relationship that really matters is Gary and his guitar. 

-Kelsey Butterworth

my ultimate musical crush right now! I can’t wait to see him again in a few weeks!!!

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"Your responsibility as an artist is to experiment."
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-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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bonnaroo:

BONNAROO 2013 SILENT DISCO LINEUP ANNOUNCED! http://ow.ly/l4E7u

— 3 days ago with 23 notes
1stclasspussy:

A mild day

LMFAO at the nails!!!!

1stclasspussy:

A mild day

LMFAO at the nails!!!!

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womaninterrupted:

soundlyawake:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}

STOP

Damn you.

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— 3 days ago with 21097 notes
lizdexia:

larhunter:

Salted caramel peanut butter. Vanilla bean espresso peanut butter. White chocolate pretzel peanut butter.
THESE THINGS EXIST.

Now make it in hazelnut or almond butter for the non-peanut-tolerant among us. :(

Yes GEEZUS!!!!! I need that salted caramel!!!!

lizdexia:

larhunter:

Salted caramel peanut butter. Vanilla bean espresso peanut butter. White chocolate pretzel peanut butter.

THESE THINGS EXIST.

Now make it in hazelnut or almond butter for the non-peanut-tolerant among us. :(

Yes GEEZUS!!!!! I need that salted caramel!!!!

— 3 days ago with 59 notes